I Spy...

...with my little eye, something beginning with 'a'...

Britain's Got Talent. Somewhere.

As i watch '2 Grand ' on the grand final of Britain's got talent i wonder if the world has finally lost its goddamn mind.

It's the GRAND FINAL.

Jesus H. Christ, they're terrible.

Flat Fanta

I purchased a lemon muffin and then ate it.

Lost In The Woods

Today was another busy one.

I played some Tiger Woods, and then ate my dinner.

Pizza Smut

Hot cookie, cold icecream. My mouth became confuzzled.

Asher Tosh

Asher Roth.
What's the point of him, then?

Jacket Portarto

I wanted to spend some money.
So i purchased a jacket with a whole shitload of zips.