Today John Terry was sacked as captain of the England football [soccer] team, and replaced by Rio ferdinand. A punishment for John Terry, yes, but an even bigger punishment to the team, and the country as a whole. How in God's name are we supposed to go tho the world cup finals in the summer with that mook leading us out? He can barely run ten yards without falling over, he talks like he has a large marble stuck in one cheek, he has the personality of a semi-burnt meringue, and he undoubtedly smells of disinfectant . Plus, have you ever seen Rio Ferdinand in the same place, at the same time as Vanessa Feltz? No? Well, that's because they are the same person. Yes, Vanessa Feltz is new England captain...we may as well bend over and have the Germans shove rusty pineapples up our poo pipes right now.
Good night to you.
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