So much has changed since June of last year.
I am now 31 years old, i have a beard, and i have eaten asparagus.
Yes, asparagus.
Today i will attend my second wedding of the year. This is lame for many reasons:
1) I hate people
2) I suck at conversation
3) I have a dodgy tummy
4) I have to wear things that aren't jeans and trainers
5) I have to spend my only day off not being in bed / scratching casually on the sofa
6) I have had to go shopping. For shoes and handbags.
In other news:
We have a leaky pipe.
