Bad Parking

I don't claim to be the parking king or anything, but these folk suck quite majorly.

Our Feathered Friends

This month saw a seagull die in my chimney. I nearly touched the damn thing, so not only did i nearly have a heart attack when i found it, i also nearly threw up on it too. Ultimately, it was a bad day. For a while there my relationship with the feathered folk was a bit strained. I didn't want to speak to one, let alone feed one. But things changed today when we discovered that the bird feeder in the front garden had mysteriously vanished. No food for the little guys. No wonder they're all dying.

So we went into the big city and got us some seeds and shit to feed those little fuckers.

Here is one that i actually got for christmas, but only got round to hanging today. It is seeds in the shape of a bungee jumper.

All i can say is - they better that shit we gave 'em, otherwise i will be declaring war on their sorry little feathered sphincters.

New-ish Year

January is nearly thru, and so i feel it time to inform the world [e.g., my two readers] as to how i am getting on with my new year resolutions. The fact that i know both of my two readers and already updated them on my goals is irrelevant, as clearly this blog is an act of mindless self-indulgence and merely a tool to feed my ego and stuff. Anyhoo...

• creativeness - i have thought a great deal about being creative. I have seen some ideas actually reach paper, but as yet, i am still being most lame.
• internet / tv / procrastination - Yep. Lots of it.
• eating less chocolate - if less infact means more, than yes, i am eating less.
• haircut - TICK!!!! Success!!!!!

So, there we are. Much the same as 2009 thus far. I do, however, have a few ideas i am working on, and i am subconsciously thinking about not eating chocolate - whatever that means...so i do feel i am making great progress. And getting my haircut was clearly a big victory for my head.

More to come as and when it may or may not happen...