And so sitting on the bus completely packed with old people, i decided to rid myself of this hell by purchasing a car. So i bought a car. It's a blue one.
I drove it to work and left it in the car park, where all the birds took it upon themselves to cover it in shit. I finished work and tried the ignition.
Nothing.
Cut a long story short - it seems i had left the lights on. Who knew. Not me.
Anyway, man that sold me it kindly came and jump started it and even lent me his charger.
It's charging right now. Hopefully.
I say hopefully, i have no real way of telling. It might just be sat there with a couple of 'thingys' attached to it.
Anyway, it's a weird car. I say weird, because i can't work out how to drive it. It certainly moves about, but the clutch is different to what i'm used to, and i sense i may struggle on hill starts for a good few days.
Hmmph.
Anyway, that's me at the moment. Sitting, waiting, wishing.
Good day to yous.
I drove it to work and left it in the car park, where all the birds took it upon themselves to cover it in shit. I finished work and tried the ignition.
Nothing.
Cut a long story short - it seems i had left the lights on. Who knew. Not me.
Anyway, man that sold me it kindly came and jump started it and even lent me his charger.
It's charging right now. Hopefully.
I say hopefully, i have no real way of telling. It might just be sat there with a couple of 'thingys' attached to it.
Anyway, it's a weird car. I say weird, because i can't work out how to drive it. It certainly moves about, but the clutch is different to what i'm used to, and i sense i may struggle on hill starts for a good few days.
Hmmph.
Anyway, that's me at the moment. Sitting, waiting, wishing.
Good day to yous.
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